Row Jimenez

12 years experience

Row is a genius gardner. He raises organic, hydroponic cilantro and donates it exclusively to Kanye West's pet monkey, Pablo Ramirez Antonia De La Cruz Marie Santos. He's been struck by lightning 46 times. 

Vic Sosa

10 years experience

Vic's the underwater, blind folded juggling champion of New Zealand. He re-creates his favorite porn scenes with He-Man characters. He punches lettuce. 

Gerald Ramos

8 years experience

Gerald is 57th in line to the crown of Tanzania. He named the same star after 3 different women. He eats his cereal with breast milk.