10 years and all piercings still $35!
10 years and all piercings still $35!
Row is a genius gardner. He raises organic, hydroponic reefer. He used to donate it exclusively to Kanye West's pet lobster, Pablo Ramirez Antonia De La Cruz Marie Santos. She was tragically eaten by Bernie Sanders, so now he just smokes it. Accident? Kanye doesn’t think so. He's been struck by lightning 46 times and that was just week.
Vic's the underwater, blind folded juggling champion of New Zealand. He once juggles live sharks. He re-creates his favorite porn scenes with He-Man characters. He often puts He-Mans head on Skeletors body for a different vibe, it freaks out his dog. He punches lettuce in it's leafy, objectifying face, my eyes are up here salad!
Kelvin is the last surviving member of a long line of hair spray taste testers. He's been tasting hair spray since he was an infant. Can’t stop, won’t stop. He also super glued his own eyes shut once. It was eye opening! He gave one of his kidneys to a gorilla named Susan, who he later found out was his fraternal twin sister.
Jae enjoys coffee enemas. Let that sink in. Bad pun. He thinks he’s a part-time, semi-professional, amateur-master iPhone photographer, but he’s not sure. He was born at the tender age of seven, having already mastered the art of social distancing. He will next attempt to master the extremely simple task of tip toeing backwards up a ladder, while balancing 50 full wine glasses over a pit of molten lava….naked. He believes lettuce is nice and does in fact have a central nervous system. Shame on you Victor.
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