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Row is a genius gardner. He raises organic, hydroponic cilantro and donates it exclusively to Kanye West's pet monkey, Pablo Ramirez Antonia De La Cruz Marie Santos. He's been struck by lightning 46 times.
Vic's the underwater, blind folded juggling champion of New Zealand. He re-creates his favorite porn scenes with He-Man characters. He punches lettuce in it's leafy face.
Kelvin is the last surviving member of a long line of hair spray taste testers. He's been tasting hair spray since he was an infant. He also throws needle tipped paper planes at babies and gave one of his kidneys to a gorilla named Susan.